I Give Your Wife a Facial Every Friday Night

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I sympathise with you. Your world has been shaken to the core. Things will never be the same again between you. You might be able to relaunch your relationship. She could vow to be faithful from now on, and you might forgive her. But I doubt it will work. You would have to be a saint, and she a convert. The spectre of that scene is always going to be in the way. If the wife has a gynecologist appointment in the morning, but you still want to have sex…she may prefer you ejaculate on her instead of in her. Do I need to explain that one? Other times

Forgiveness is important, whether you stay married or not. NOT for her, but for you. Living with her actions can make you resentful and bitter and that isn't fair on YOU. Metro bloggers Miranda Kane and Bibi Lynch co-host the show, chatting to a different guest about all things sex and relationships each week. In the olden days, a man would insert his penis into a vagina, move it around, and ejaculate. That was sex. Now men have found so many more holes and folds to explore and places to deposit their semen. Porn has made the face a common target. Some women have even come to enjoy this (or, at least, endure it out of love). Like most sexual activity, however, facials carry a bit of a risk. They may seem like they don't, but the problem rests in the eyes. Facials are also an alternative for people who don’t like the taste of sperm. Curtis, 27, Bristol, straight, works in hospitality It’s do to with humiliation. That’s why I don’t ejaculate on her face if we’re in a serious relationship. Nicos, 24, Romania, pansexual, works in tech support

You have to keep things you don't want in your blood out of your wimpy mucous membranes. That's the moral of the story here. If you want to enjoy the amazing world of facials safely, you have to avoid getting semen in eyes. The Solution

Ask her to make arrangements to move out as soon as possible. Don't shut yourself off from friends and family. They are going to be a great support to you. I’m straight, but the humiliation aspect of a mistress making another man cum in my face sends me deeper into submission. I don't think someone can really rebuild the loving trust there USED to be after something like this. Of course, we're not talking about organic solvents (hopefully). We're talking about semen, but even that can hurt when entering an eye because it can contain acid phosphatase and citric acid. A man's sperm can also carry all sorts of diseases and infections, like the dreaded HIV, and that's not something you want to transmit or receive if you can help it. Hopefully you wouldn't willfully put yourself or your partner at risk if infected, but it's easy to incur and infection and not necessarily know about it. The Body, a popular HIV resource, explains why the eyes are a point of risk: But, it’s key that she likes it too, otherwise it’s demeaning. Jenny, 26, east London, genderqueer and bisexual, works in customer serviceInfection-by-eye cases are rare because it takes some effort to actually get semen in an eye on purpose, plus most people don't realize that's what did it when they're asked about their risky behavior. That said, it still happens and can happen. It's very easy to avoid the problem. Close those eyes, communicate, and you should be just fine. And there may be more. Some wives like being able to feel it, and not all can feel ejaculation internally. Some like to see it (yes, some women are visual as well). Some just don’t want to walk around all day feeling like they’re “leaking”. So, there are lot of times where ejaculating on your wife may be beneficial. Sometimes, I worry that my liking it when a guy comes on my face makes me a bad feminist, but after the act is done, my partner gently wipes my face and thanks me.

Korin Miller is a writer, SEO nerd, wife, and mom to a little two-year-old dude named Miles. Korin has worked for The Washington PostNew York Daily NewsCosmopolitan

Most people don't realize it, but your eyes are a somewhat direct pathway to your bloodstream. All sorts of things can enter your body through them. The Canadian Centre of Occupational Health and Safety knows what I'm talking about and explains risks in regards to chemicals: We also like to see ourselves cum, it’s hot to see it go everywhere. Drew, 25, Glasgow, straight, estate agent To break up or forgive ... is your decision to be made and whatever you decide is a correct decision for you. The image of what you saw her doing will, indeed, linger in your mind for a very long time, perhaps for ever, and it will always be a trigger of anxiety, regret, anger, disgust... Some people can live with that and some don't. If you are a guy who can't then cut your losses and divorce. I'll wait hours to shower after going for a run, lounge around the house in my grody workout gear, and eat ice cream straight from the tub. I also always go to bed in my comfiest and most unsexy pajamas (a onesie with a butt flap, thank you very much).

Whatever you decide, is what you think you can live with. If you decide that you want to give the marriage a try and make it work, FIND a GOOD couples-counselor and start from there.Thanks to pornography, facials a more commonplace sexual fantasy. While ejaculating on a face may seem innocuous, it actually carries a somewhat high risk factor. If you plan to come on someone's face or let someone come on yours, you ought to know how to do it safely. The Problem It’s a pretty good way to show dominance. You have to be physically above the person you’re ejaculating on, which is a nice feeling. If you forgive her, which I really don't think you will be able to, she probably will know then that it is okay to do this time and time again. She will just be better at hiding it the next time. Some people have no morals. Yes I no that you love her, but as yourself did she really love you when she was wrapped around another guy? When a sub is giving you oral sex, she wants a reward or a climax. Lauren, 30, Bristol, straight, solicitor