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I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays." So I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley She said "Tenpin?" I said, "No, it's a permanent job." Comics testify" (PDF). Salvationist. The Salvation Army (939): 16. 29 May 2004. Archived from the original (PDF) on 28 September 2011 . Retrieved 12 August 2014.

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I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it. I thought, that's Abba-riginal.Many of Vine's jokes have been falsely attributed to Tommy Cooper, many being in Cooper's style; [12] the West End show about Cooper actually features some of Vine's jokes. [ citation needed] Panto [ edit ] Funniest joke of 2013 Edinburgh Fringe". The Daily Telegraph. 20 August 2013 . Retrieved 23 December 2016. Tim Vine wins funniest Edinburgh Fringe joke award". BBC News. 19 August 2014 . Retrieved 29 October 2016.

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Since then, Tim has never been romantically linked with any ladies, and it is safe to say that to date, he does not have a wife.Brand new stand-up DVD coming soon!". Tim Vine.com. 24 June 2016. Archived from the original on 23 December 2017 . Retrieved 23 December 2016. I saw a street performer playing Dancing Queen on a Didgeridoo yesterday... And I thought, that's ABBAriginal.